June 2014

Mukesh Ambani Agar main subah se apni car me niklu to sham tak apni aadhi property bhi nahi dekh sakta, Santa- Hamare paas bhi aisi khatara car thi Bech di… lolz bolo tararara.. Download cool apps from coolindianapps La consommation des assaisonnements epices, comme piment rouge kamagra pas cher et jalapeno ameliore la circulation du…

2 Girls face to face:1st: hi sweetheart2nd: hi, love u:)And when they talk on their backs about them.1st: she is so selfish (matlabi)2nd: she is kamini 2 Boys face to face:1st: kaisa hai kamine? lal shirt mein tu pura ch???ya lag raha hai …2nd: apne baap se mazakk :@? And when they talk on their…

Life before Computers… . – Window was a square hole in a room.. – Application was something written in paper.. – Mouse was an animal.. . – Keyboard was a Piano.. – File was a important office material.. – Hard Drive was a uncomfortable road trip.. – Cut was done with Knife n Paste was…

I urgently needed a few days off work but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that I would do something crazy. So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (Santa) asked me what I was doing. I told him that I was pretending…

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A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, “the food looks delicious, let’s eat.”Wife: honey…..you say prayer before eating at home.Husband: that’s at home sweetheart……here the chef knows how to cook!! 😀 Download cool apps from coolindianapps Trop d`alcool peut eventuellement acheter cialis bordeaux conduire cialis…

Ek aurat ki bade shaher me interview ke baad naukari lag gai, usne socha ‘apne pati ko SMS? kar du, taaki unhe chinta na ho’ . Par Usne Galati se galat no. Par SMS bhej diya Jisko ye MSG mila wo apni patni ka antim sanskaar kar ke lautraha thaa, SMS? padh te hi wo…

Wife: Jaanu batao tum mujhse kitna pyar karte ho? Husband: bohat zyada Wife: phir bhi kitna? Husband: itna ke dil chah raha hai ke tumhari jaisi ek aur le aaun.. ————————————————————– Wife : Tum Saari Dunya Mein Bhi Dhoondo To Bhi Mujh Jaisi Doosri Nahi Milegi.. Husband: Tum Kya SamjhTi Ho.. Mein Doosri Bhi Tum…

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Bartender:Who Are You? I’ve never seen you before…Man: Yeah! I just lost my job and came here for a drinkBartender: What kind of Job? Man: Well. I am a Consultant. Bartender: Whats that? Man: Its a logical thinker. Bartender: Logical Think, what? Man: Let me explain it with an Example.Do you have a dog? Bartender:…