How many gorillas can fit into a car
How many gorillas can fit into a car? Eight. How many chickens can fit into the car? None, the car is already full of gorillas.
How many gorillas can fit into a car? Eight. How many chickens can fit into the car? None, the car is already full of gorillas.
The boss asks his employee, Why arenтАЩt you working? The employee explains, Sorry boss, I didnтАЩt see you coming.
Girl: I like you cuz of how neat your beards look. How many times do you shave in a week? Boy: Like 50 to 75 times Girl: OMG, you’re some kinda freak ┬аBoy: Oh no, I’m a barber
Teacher: Tell Me A Sentence That Starts With An тАЬIтАЭ. Student: I Is TheтАж. Teacher: Stop! Never Put тАШIsтАЩ After An тАЬIтАЭ. Always Put тАШAmтАЩ After An тАЬIтАЭ. Student: OK. I Am The Ninth Letter Of The Alphabet.
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