Film Sholey :- Jaya bachan puri film me lalten jalati rehti hai qki gao me bijli nahi hai ! To bhai ye btao ki veeru jis tanki par cadhkar marne gya tha usme bina bijli ke pani kya thakur chadata tha? !! Btao btao? Hai koi jawab bidu?
Patni :- Tumhai shirt par ek bhi baal nahi hai Pati :- Ha to kya hua? Patni :- Mai puchti hu kaun hai wo takli jisse tumahra affair chal raha hai
The Judge addressed the drunkard, “You have been brought here for drinking.” Drunkard, “Thank you very much your honour. Let’s start.” All, present in the court, burst out laughing. Banging the gavel, the Judge said, “Order.” Drunkard, “For me Whiskey with Soda please.”?
पत्नी पति से : सुबह-सुबह आंवला पिया करो खून साफ रहेगा। पति : अरे यार जैसा है वैसा पी लो ना … क्यों नखरे करती हो कल कहोगी की RO लगवा लो ?
Pandemic Laughter.. . ꧁• If you see me leaving this group, please add me again. It’s just that I’m so desperate to go out! ꧁• Never in my wildest dreams have I imagined myself entering a bank, wearing a mask, and asking for money. ꧁• Never thought my hands would one day consume more alcohol…
एक दिन अनूप जलोटा जोधपुर आये हुये थे, उन्होंने आकाशवाणी में इंटरव्यू देने के लिए ऑल इंडिया रेडियो के स्टूडियो जाने के लिए टैक्सी ली ! वहां पहुंचने के बाद, अनूप जलोटा ने ड्राइवर से कहा.. 40 मिनट तक रुक जाओ, मै अभी आता हूं… लेकिन ड्राइवर ने असमर्थता प्रकट करते हुए कहा, कि सर…
Ladka Shaadi Ke Lie Ladki Dekhne Gaya.. Usne Socha, Kyun Na Ladki Se English Mei Baat Karu.. Usne Ladki Se Pucha – English Chalegi Na.. ? Ladki Sharmate Huye Boli – Ji Pyaaz Namkeen Sath Ho To Desi Bhi Chalegi..
1. Having practiced lethargy for 12 months, I am ready for audition for the first season of “Indian Idle” 2. I started a new hobby – gardening. I planted myself before the TV and I have grown noticeably 3. The lockdown is like the movie Dabangg. Doesn’t make any sense, but sequels keep getting made…
