1. Having practiced lethargy for 12 months,
I am ready for audition for the first season of “Indian Idle”
2. I started a new hobby – gardening.
I planted myself before the TV and I have grown noticeably
3. The lockdown is like the movie Dabangg.
Doesn’t make any sense, but sequels keep getting made
4. Without access to a barber, I look barbaric.
The more I stay at home, the more homeless I look
5. Does anyone know of a digital raddi-wala?
I have 80 GB of e-newspapers on my phone
6. Shaam ko phir baithenge teen yaar. Mein, bartan, aur Vim Bar
7. I’ve become quite shapely during the lockdown-
round in the middle, long in the face and obtuse in the head!!
