Crazy SMS

Gadhe Ke samne 1 Pani ki,1 daru ki balti rakhi.Gadha Pani pi Gaya.Police Ne Sharabi se Pucha-Kya Sikha??Sharabi-jo Daru nahi pita Woh Gadha Hai.. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

2 sardar train k pichhe bhaag rahe the.1 chad gaya to train me logon ne kaha ” WELL DONE”..Sardar- Oh shit!!..jana to use tha,.main to chhodne aaya tha.. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

Boy to his Gym Trainer at Gym..’ I wanna impress this cute girl I Am Gonna meet in 3 days..Which machine should I use???Gym Trainer.” Use the ATM” Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

Sardar English k paper me fail ho gaya translation ki wajah se..1. Main ek aam aadmi hoon,..I am a mango man.2. Mujhe english aati hai..English comes to me.3. Mera taluq Haripur hazara se hai..I belong to Greenpur thousands.4. Sadak per goliyan chal rahi hai,.tablets r walking on the road.. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful…

Lady- Kya tumhari bus mein bachho ka aadha kiraya lagta hai,Conductor-Haan,Agar 12 Se Kam ho,Lady- Theek hai, Mere to 10 hi hain,.. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

BOY : Hey babby,what’s ur name?Girl: Dhakka maaro baap ko..!!Boy: what??Girl: Matlab ‘PUSH PAA’..!! Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

Bhikhari-10rs.dedo mobile recharge krke grlfrd ko cal krna hai,santa-WAH!! bhikhari ne bi grlfrd banayi haiBhikhri-Naji..grlfrnd ne bhikhari banaya hai.. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

Sardar on phone:Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now.Doctor: Is this her first child?Sardar: No this is her husband speaking !!! Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

2 sardar soldiers captured a Pakistani soldier and gave him a dice and said, ” If you get 1,2,3,4 or 5, we will kill you.” Paki:”What if I get 6?” Sardar:”You’ll have to play again.” Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

Sardar got promotion in office as manager.To give surprise to his wife , he telephoned her & said “Tonight u r going to sleep with the manager” Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/