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Once a husband and wifewere preparing to go officeand the wife thoughtshe would drive today for the office. Wife : Chalo na car me kahin ghumnechalte hai, aur car me drive karungi! Huband : ?Agar tum car drive karogi tojayenge car mein, aayenge akhbaar mein?!! Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across…

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I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go for our anniversary?” It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. “Somewhere I’ve not been in a long time.” So I took her to the kitchen…..!!!  TravelMeetDate App – World's first unique app to find Dates on flights and at your travel destination…

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