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A Lady on telephone:Hello Sir, I want to meet & talk to you..Man: do u know me..Lady: Yes you are the father of one of my kids.Man stunned,Oh my God!Are u Sangeeta????NoAre U Dhanashree ???NoAre u Nisha?NoDisha?NoMaitri?NoAnusha?NoMitali?NoVaishali?NoLady in confusion…No sir i’m the class teacher of your son.. Download more Smiles from coolindianapps. Com

Ek Ladka Ek Ladki Ko Dekh KeBola:” Waah,KyaMaal Hai……Ladki Hansi Aur Boli:” Maal ToJhakkasshai……..Par Hai to Tere JIJA Ka naKaminey… tongue emoticon tongue emoticon Download more Smiles from coolindianapps. Com

If a man is allowed to select a girl from 100 girls, and even if he picks the most beautiful girl, He still FEELs the Pain of losing the remaining Ninety Nine girls!! . . . and women say… Men don’t have feelings wink emoticon wink emoticon tongue emoticon  Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians…

Teacher was teaching Mahabharata to 6th standard students. “Kans heard devaki’s 8th son would kill him. So he put devaki & vasudev in prison. 1st child was born. Kans killed it by poison. 2nd Kans killed by sword. 3rd was born and so on…” At this point Pappu raised his hand for a doubt. Teacher…

After getting the friend request on facebook from an unknown guy. Girl : Hey do i know you ? Boy : Of course no !!! Girl : Then why the hell did you send me a request ? (here is awesome reply from the guy) Boy : Well facebook suggests me to add you again…

On a flight a Guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him: “Nice perfume, which one is that? I want to gift it to my wife”. Lady replied : Don’t give it to her… Some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her…..!!! Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across…

At Desi wedding Boy 1-"Yaar, Pili wali meri." . . . Boy2- Acha? Lal wali meri phir. . . . Boy3- Saale, kuch to sharam kar  Lal wali ke hi shaadi pe aaye hai    TravelMeetDate App – World's first unique app to find Dates on flights and at your travel destination hotels

Mobile company ke kisi brilliant salesman ko loose motion ho gaya. . . Toh wo doctor ko kaise batayega ? . . . . . Doctor saab subah se unlimited outgoing chal rahi hai, Andar se nayi 2 ringtone sunai deti hai, pet me balance khatam ho gya hai, Thoda b recharge karta hu to…

Boy: Hello Babe…. (11:45pm) Girl: (last seen at 11:46pm) Boy: Hey please answer me (11:50pm) Girl: (last seen at 11:52pm) Boy: But why do you treat me like that?? Why don’t you answer me? (12:00am) Girl: (last seen at 12:00am) Boy: Ok good night dear, i just wanted to tell you that tody I have…

Chai wala: bholi si sorut, ankhon me masti dor khari sharmaye,  aye haye. Girl Reply: Kali si surat, hath mein kaitli, dor khara chillaye, chai chai Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/