April 2015
Girl response to Boy on Propose
Boy :- I love you .. Girl :- kitni ladkiyon KO bol chuke ho??? Boy :- tum 7th ho . . . . Girl :- Awwww tum kitna sach bolte ho, love you too . .. . MORAL :- Moral voral kuchh nahi , ladka Audi me tha… Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps…
Babu ji Roti Milegi
Bhikhari ne awaaz lagayi-Babu ji Roti Milegi?….Andar se awaz aai-Biwi ghar par Nahi h,….Bhikhari- Chumma Nahi manga h bey,..Roti to tu bhi de sakta h… Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/
Pappu questions to Mam
Pappu :- Mam aap mere ek savaal ka jawab dengi….Mam :- ha ha puchho ….Pappu :- ek line me 3 chitiyan chal rhi thi ,, bich wali chiti bolti hai. .mere aage 2 chiti or mere pichhe v 2 chiti …..to aap btaaye kul kitni chiti thi …..Mam:- 5 Pappu :- galat ..Mam :- 6…
Ring-tring
ring tring*“Hello!”Hello aunty, Bhavna hai? Haan hai na beta,Par koi samajta hi nai… Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/
Active-Passive
Active-Passive.. Wife: sone ki chain kab doge?Husband: chain se sone kab dogi??? Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/
Mom to Mika Singer
Mom:Beta khaana khao Mika:NO Mom:Muh kholo Mika:No Mom:Sawan mei lag gayi aag ki dil mera Mika: Aaaaaaaaa Mom *Puts food in his mouth* Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/
Boy Propose to Girl
Boy-I fell in love wit u the minute i sawu.wil u marry me?……Girl-Hindi me bol muje english na ati… …..Boy-Aaj shayad barish hogi, aisa lagraha haibehan… Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/
Shohar to Biwi
Biwi ne Namaz padh kar hath uthaye or dua mangay bagair hi hath neeche kar liye. Shohar: Ye kya ? dua mangi ke nai ? Biwi: Mangne lagi thi k ALLAH apki tamam mushkilen aasan kar day phir socha kahin me hi na mar jaun… Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across…
Wife Horror to Husband
After massive demand from all husbands………. A new app called. “Darr” is launched in iphone 6…..You just say….. ‘Wife’.. and it immediately closes all websites,hides all chats,,shuts down all games,and deletes chat history!and best above all,Last but not the least….it puts your wife’s photograph as a wallpaper…. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for…