#1 funny Indian Jokes Collection
A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa? Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?sardar:3 months. Wife: or meri shadi ko ?Sardar: 3 months Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?Sardar:3 month. Wife: total kitne hue?Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancingBalle…
Teacher : U failure !At ur age Bill gates stood first in the classStudent : Mind u, Sir,but at ur age hitler commited suicide.. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/
A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurantand puts his fingeron the last of menu: Bring this. Waiter: Oh! you can’t get itbecause he is the owner of restaurant… Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/
Why love marriageis better than arranged???Because“A KNOWN DEVILIS BETTER THANAN UNKNOWN GHOST”…. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.” Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”Millionaire: “A Billionaire”… Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/
In bio practical:Examiner:Tell me the name ofthis bird by seeing it’s legs only?Sardar:I don’t know.Examiner:You failed, what’s your name? Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/
