Baniya Jokes

Baniya: Ye kela( banana) kesa diya? Shopkeeper: 1rs Baniya: 60 paisa ka deta hai? Shopkeeper: 60 paisa mai to sirf chilka milega Baniya: Le 40 paisa chilka rakh aur kela dede 

Baniye ka 1 rupya balconi se gir gaya. Baniya niche pahuncha to rupya nahi mila?Batao kyu ? kyuki Baniya rupye se pehle niche pahunch gaya tha.:-…     ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Indian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25kms of your location anywhere…

Bania’s Son: Papaji bahar Swimming pool k liye chanda mang rahe he..   Kanjoos Bania: Koi baat nahi Beta, Ek lota paani de de.     Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile/Laptop App for MatchMaking & Matrmonial of Indian Singles Worldwide, Using GPS technology Find a friend, companion or life…

Sardar to Bania friend: Main apna purse ghar bhool aaya, mujhe 1000 Rs chahiye.   Funny Kanjoos Bania: Dost hi to dost ke kam aata hai. Yeh lo Rs.10 . Riksha karle ghar jao aur apna purse le aao.     Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile/Laptop App for MatchMaking&…

Teacher: Agar dharti pe pani na hota to kya hona tha.   Bania ka beta: Hum to kangaal ho jate. Mera bapu milk me kya milata?     Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile/Laptop App for MatchMaking& Matrmonial of Indian Singles Worldwide, Using GPS technology Find a friend, companion or…

Anath Ashram Manager to Bania: Sethji, aap hamare anath ashram ke liye kya kar sakte ho ?   Funny Bania: Mein anath ashram mein apne 4 bachhe bhej sakta hu.     Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile/Laptop App for MatchMaking& Matrmonial of Indian Singles Worldwide, Using GPS technology Find…

Baniya donates blood to santa. Santa gifts him a car. Baniya donate again. this time santa give 1kg BARFI. Baniya: bas santa:ab meri ragho me baniye ka khoon dood rha hai……:)\     Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs of Indian Singles Worldwide, Find…

Anath Ashram Manager to Bania:- Sethji, aap hamareanath ashram ke liye kya kar sakte ho ? Funny Bania: Mein anath ashram mein apne 4 bachhe bhej sakta hu.   Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs of Indian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life…

Bania’s son: Daddy meri dur ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banva do. Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Voh dekh kya hai? Son: Suraj.. Kanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahe hai tu.   Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial…