March 2017

Kanjoos larki Dukaandaar se Larki: Aisa saabun dijiye jo kam ghisey..aur nahaane ke baad chehre par laali aaye.. Dukaandaar naukar se: Madam ko ek eeth ka tukra de do.. 

Patrakar: Kaun ho bhai? Jatt: Jatt Patrakar: Kitni zamin hai aapke paas? Jatt: 150 acre Patrakar: Kaun si gaadi hai aapke paas? Jatt: Pajero Patrakar: To aur kya chahiye?? Jatt: Aarakshan Patrakar: Kyon bhai?? Jatt: Manne na patta bhainsh ki punchh,jyada sawal koni, aarakshan chahiye to chahiye bas.