Santa Banta Jokes
Darling I cannot marry you
Santa to his girlfriend: Darling I cannot marry you, my family is objecting. Girlfriend: Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar: Ek biwi aur teen bacche.
Walked Through The Forest
Banta Walked Through The Forest When He Heard Someone Crying For Help. He Found A Dwarf, Stuck In A Trap. He Freed The Dwarf, And The Dwarf Granted Him Two Wishes. “My First Wish,” Banta Said, “Is A Bottle Of Whiskey That Will Never Fall Empty.” And Flash, There Was The Bottle. Banta Opened It,…
Santa Also Have A Brain
Doctor: “I Regret To Tell You That You Have A Brain Tumor” Santa (Jumps In Joy): “Yesss” Doctor: “Did You Understand What I Just Told You?” Santa: “Yes Of Course, Do You Think I’m Dumb?” Doctor: “Then Why Are You So Happy?” Santa: “Because That Proves That I Have A Brain“
Santa was selling Parashut.
Santa was selling Parashut.. Plane se kudo,Button dabao aur aap zamin pe safe.. Custmer-Agar Parasdhut nhi Khula to.. Santa-O ji le aana change kr dunga..
Kya nishana lagaya hai
An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls, seeing that Santa Singh shouted, ‘Kya nishana lagaya hai!’ Waah… Waah…
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy in writing except one SANTA. He wrote ” DUE TO RAIN,NO MATCH”
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy in writing except one SANTA. He wrote ” DUE TO RAIN,NO MATCH”
What Do You Think About Our Love?
Jeeto: What Do You Think About Our Love? Santa: Try to Count the Stars In the Sky. Jeeto: Wow, So Its Infinite. Santa: No Baby, It’s A Waste of Time.
Santa got into a bus on 1st April
Santa got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs 10 and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.
Corona Virus male hai ya Female
Santa ne Banta se poocha Corona Virus male hai ya Female? Banta- Corona Virus Female hai kyoki eski koi dawa nahi aur ye logo ko bahut paresaan kar rahi hai