Santa Banta Jokes

संता (नौकर से) – ज़रा देख तो बाहर सूरज निकला या नहीं ? नौकर – बाहर तो अँधेरा है ! संता – अरे तो टॉर्च जलाकर देख ले कामचोर ????

Santa interview dene gaya, Boss ne pucha tum kitne bhai behan ho?  Santa- 5 sir Boss- Un mai se tumhara no kaunsa hai? Santa– Airtel ka 

Santa ne party mein akeli baithi ek larki se kaha.. Santa: Kya aap dance kareingi? Larki uth kar khari ho gayi aur boli.. Larki: Haan zarur..! Santa: Tau phir ye kursi main le lun..?  

Santa ek badi company mein Interview dene gaya….   Boss: Badhai ho aapka selection ho gaya, Aaapki salary pehle saal 6 lakh / saal aur phir agle saal badhaakar 10 lakh / saal kar di jayegi   Santa apna bag uthakar jaane laga   Boss: Kya hua??? Santa: Aisa hai tau phir main agle saal…

Santa was driving car very fast. Trafic police caught him.Santa-Sir, I am learning driving.Police-Without Teacher?Santa-Ya, I’m from IIN… Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

Santa: Dance bar mein dance dekhne gaya.(dance dekhne k baad.)…Dancer: oye chikne maine tjhe khush kiya ab tu mjhe khush kar….,…..Santa: aa behen tu baith ja , ab mai nachunga… Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

Ek kutta ek car k neeche baitha tha……..Santa aaya aur uske pooch kheechta hua bola:” nikal saale bhootni k.. bada aaya mechanical engineer grin emoticon grin emoticon Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

Teacher: “You failed the test.”Santa (full of attitude this time): “You failed to educate.” Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

TEACHER: Wo konsa Department hai jis meAurat kaam nhi kar sakti..???:::Santa: FIRE BRIGADE..::::Teacher: Kyon:::::::Santa: kynki Aurton kakaam Aag lagana hai bujhana nahi…..!!! TravelMeetDate App – World’s first unique app to find Dates on flights and at your travel destination hotels

Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.Santa : Ha Ha Ha!Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?Santa : Mai to uthta hi subha 9 baje hu…..!!! TravelMeetDate App – World’s first unique app to find Dates on flights and at your travel destination hotels