Santa Banta Jokes

Santa: What type of book has only characters and no story?  Banta: A telephone book.   Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

Santa opened a new tailor shop Girl: " kurti ki baazu 'net' wali banana." . . . . . . . . . . . . Santa: "3G ya 2G?   TravelMeetDate App – World's first unique app to find Dates on flights and at your travel destination hotels

Santa juice wale se :- Jaldi se juice de ladai hone wali hai…. . . . ek glass pine ke baad…. ek glass aur de ladai hone wali hai…… . . . woh bhi pene ke baad…… ek glass aur de jaldi ladai hone wali hai….. . . . juice wala :- kab hogi ladai…..????….

Ticket Checker – Ticket dikhao Santa – Aa lo ji. Ticket Checker – Ye to purani ticket hai. Santa – toh train kaunsi tere baap ne aaj hi showroom se nikalwai hai…..!!!    Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

Santa- Tum Bolte Samay, Muh Me Chini Kyo Rakh Lete Ho? Banta- Kyoki Teacher Ne Kha Hai, Ki Hamesha Mitha Bola Karo TravelMeetDate App – World's first unique app to find Dates on flights and at your travel destination hotels

Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product? Bunty: MS Excel Lucky: MS Word Bittu: MS Powerpoint . . . . Santa after thinking a lot, “MS Dhoni”    Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

Titanic Jahaaz Doob Raha Tha.Santa bhi usi jahaaj mei tha… Ek Angrej Ne santa Se Poocha- “Yahan Se Zameen Kitni Door Hai?” Santa- “4 Km.” Angrej Ye Sunte Hi Samudar Mein Kood Gya Aur Poocha- Kis Taraf ?” Santa- “Niche Ki Taraf”  Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

Santa- Ghar mein mehmaan aaye hain, aur shikanji banane ke liye Nimbu nahin hai, ab kya karein? Banta : Arey, Tension kis baat ki hai, Naye Vim bar mein 100 Nimbu ki shakti he dal de 2 boond.   TravelMeetDate App – World's first unique app to find Dates on flights and at your travel destination hotels

Judge to Santa: faasi se phle bta teri akhiri kwaish kya hai? Santa: Puri krega? Judge : Haan Kruga Santa: Phir ek kam kr meri jagah tu latak ja…….!!! Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

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