Santa Banta Jokes

Santa & his wife went for Divorce at court. Judge- You have 3 kids. How will you divide them? Santa had long discussion with his wife & said-

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Sardar: What is the name of your car?Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’.Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol. Collection of some awesome Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

Santa:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, “I AM GOING”?Banta:- Main jaa raha hun.Santa:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain….answer bata ke jaa. App for Desi Singles for dating. Connect singles worldwide Browsing, Sending Interest – All Free @ http://desisinglesapp.com/

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?Santa: An old king’s skeleton.Tourist: Who’s that smaller skeleton next to it?Santa: That was same king’s skeleton when he was a child. Get more fun in apps from coolindianapps.com

1)Santa to doctor: When I sleep, monkeys play football in my dreams. Dr:No problem, just take this medicine before sleep. Santa: Kal se khaonga Dr.Sab aaj final hai.:..)):::) 2) friend asked to Snata:- pa g Aapko Kabhi Kisi Se Pyar Hua Hai ? Santa :Ha Yaar, Par Wo Manti Hi Nhi

1) Santa to doctor: When I sleep, monkeys play football in my dreams. Dr:No problem, just take this medicine before sleep. Santa: Kal se khaonga Dr.Sab aaj final hai.:..)):::) 2) friend asked to Snata:- pa g Aapko Kabhi Kisi Se Pyar Hua Hai ? Santa :Ha Yaar, Par Wo Manti Hi Nhi

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Banta :Oye Santa pa ge car ki speed itni kyon badha di? Banta:-Oji car ki break fail ho gayi hai,accident ho jaye iske pehle ghar pahunch jaate hain

1) Santa:-MotorCycle k Kitne Tyers Hote hai? Banta :- 6 Tyre Santa (Gusse se): How? Santa:- 4 Motor k 2 Cycle k.. hua na 6..((:: 2) Patient:-doctor ,mujhe ek serious bimari hai, Doctor:- kya?? Patient:-main jo kuch bhi bolta hoon bhool jata hoon. Doctor:-aapko ye bimaari kab se hai? Mareez:-kaun si bimaari? …(:(: lol Super…