Killer PJs

जिस व्यक्ति को ये नहीं पता कि जीवन में कब कदम आगे बढ़ाना है कब पिछे लेना है ।  वो व्यक्ति  वो कभी गरबा नहीं खेल सकता। 

Ek gadha pedh par chhadha to upar baithe hathi ne pucha Hathi: Tu upar kyu chhadha Gadha: Apple khane Hathi: Lekin ye to mango tree hai . . . . . . . . Gadha: Haan maloom hai, Mai apple sath laya hu  

Beggar: Give me some food Man: I will give you Vodka Beggar: I don’t drink Man: I will give you Cigarette Beggar: I don’t Smoke Man: I will take you to the horse races Beggar: I don’t Gamble Man: I will get you a Girlfriend Beggar: No, I love my wife only Man: Ok, I…

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Someone asked an old man: “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife.. Darling, jaan, janu, sweety, baby, Honey, Luv….!!!! What is the secret of this love??? ??? Old man replied: I forgot her name 10 years ago….. & I’m scared to ask her     Super Hit Indian Apps:-Collection of some awesome Apps across the World Like Desi Singles, NRIsConnect, Indian…

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