A couple watching an IPL match on the TV together. After five minutes:
Preeto: Is that Bret Lee
Jeeto: No. He is Chris Gayle. Bret Lee is the bowler.
Preeto: Bret Lee is smart. He should be in the movies like his brother.
Jeeto: He does not have an actor brother
Preeto: What about Bruce Lee
Jeeto: No no, Bret Lee is an Australian
Preeto: OK. Look. Another wicket in just two minutes.
Jeeto: No. It is called action replay.
Preeto: Looks like India is going to win this one.
Jeeto: It is not India. It is Bangalore vs Kolkatta
Preeto: Why is the umpire calling for a helicopter.
Jeeto: He is not calling for a helicopter. It