Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation.
1. At movies
Hey ! What are you doing here?
Me: tuje nahi pata yar !! Mai yaha ticket black karne ata hu..
2. In bus
A fat lady steps on my feet : Arey!! beta lagi to nahi..
Me: Nahin aunty bahot maja aya ek bar fir se karo na :/
3. When I got woken up at midnight by a call
Sorry yar! So raha tha kya..?
Me: Nai yar! Mai to Bas let kar marne ki practise kar raha tha?
4. When they see me with shorter hair :
Yaar! Baal katwaye hai kya..??
Me: Pata Nahi Yaar!! Raat ko soya tha subah uth kar dekha to andar chale gaye!!
5. When some 1 call me on my land line and asks where are you?
Me: Yaar Mai market mein hun, phone bi gale me latka kar le aya hu !! 😛 😀
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