June 2014

Que:- In the year 1970- Engineer sahib kaa ghar konsa hai? Ans:- Wo jo bada bangla hai, wahin rehte hain! Que:- In the year 2012- Excuse me, Yahan engineer kaa ghar konsahai? Ans:- . . . Abe, kisi bhi ghar me ghus jaa.Ekk naa ekk to Hoga hi. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android,…

Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation. 1. At movies Hey ! What are you doing here? Me: tuje nahi pata yar !! Mai yaha ticket black karne ata hu.. 2. In bus A fat lady steps on my feet : Arey!! beta lagi to nahi.. Me: Nahin aunty bahot maja aya ek…

Ek Murgi Market Gayi aur.. Kaha- Ek Anda Dena.. Dukandar-Tum Anday Ka Kya Karogi?? Murgi- Mere Husband Ne Kaha 2Rs. ke Liye Apna Figure Kharab Mat Karo. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your…

Man discovered COLORS and invented PAINT.. Woman got inspired from PAINT and invented MAKEUP.. Man discovered WORD and invented CONVERSATION.. Woman got inspired from CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.. Man discovered AGRICULTUREand invented FOOD… Woman got inspired from FOOD and invented DIET…. Man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE…. Woman got inspired from LOVE and invented LOVE…

Best Joke on Politics……. Question : Ek Aeroplane Delhi se Mumbai jane me 60 min leti h but Mumbai se wapas Delhi aane me sirf 1 hr ??? Ab dekhiye iske jawab me hamare Rajneta kya reply krte h Rahul Gandhi : jate waqt petrol se jati h or aate waqt diesel se isliye !!!…

Munna : Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai. Circuit : Aey Bhai!!! aap to khud doctor ho. Munna : Bolay to meri fees bahut zyada hai. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs…

Read Must 😀 Every episode of CID has these 3things :1. Abhijeet : Dekhiye plz co-operate kijiye, Hum CID se hai.Person : Hunnnhhh…. CIDEEEE:O:O( As if he did the crime 😛 )2. Daya : Accha, nahi patatujhe..Slaps Criminal starts sobbing in theCID BureauHaan, maine hi maara tha usko :'(3. ACP-prathuman : Khud kobachane ke liye…

Baap bete se: Car mein puncture kaise ho gaya? Beta: Sadak par bottle padi thi. Baap: Bottel dikhayi nahi di tujhe! Beta: Ladke ki jeb mein thi. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner…

Mohan & Sohan were sitting in a kabristan & were talking. Mohan: Sohan, dekho yeh murde kitne aaraam se apni kabron mein sote hai. Sare murde uth khare hue aur bole: Kyun na soye, yeh jaga apni jaan de ke hasil kee hai..! Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile…

Breaking News: Sai-Kareena’s wedding invitation reads….. … ……. Second hand jawani weds Halkat jawani Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location anywhere in the world Ayez une acheter…