#1 funny Indian Jokes Collection
Guy was on a date with a Blonde girl, driving in his ferrari. Guy: Honey, there is something I have to tell you. Girl: What is it? Guy: I’m married! Girl: You scared me, I thought the Ferrari is not yours. Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s No. 1 App for Matchmaking & Matrimonial of Indian Singles…
Wife 2 Husband: Main Tumhari zindagi Ki Kitab Hu. Husband: Bus Yahi to Afsos Hai. Calendar Hoti to Har SaalChange to Kar Leta. Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs of Indian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25kms of your…
3 sardar picnic par gae wahan ja kr yad aya k pepsi to ghar bhol gaye Decide kia kay sab se chota sardar ja kar pepsi le aey, Chota sardar:Main is shart par jata hun k tum mere ane tak smose nahi khao ge Dono ne kaha thek hai 1 din guzar giya …sardar ni…
…Dad: Which one?! Son: ‘Hanuman!’ *THE ROBOT SLAPS SON* Son: Sheela ki Javani Dad: jab mai tumhare jitna tha… tabh mai aasi movies nahi dekh ta tha! *THE ROBOT SLAPS FATHER* Mum: deakh lo! aap ka hi beta hai! *Robert Slaps Mother!!! ;P ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for…
Soon weddings will look like this… Priest: Do u agree to change ur FB status from Single to Married? Guy: Yes.!………Girl: Yes.! Priest: You r now Husband and Wife. You may now poke the Bride…!!! Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles…
LAZY BOY: Papa 1 glas paani de do, Papa: Khud uth k pi lo, Boy: Plz de do na.!…Papa: Ab manga to thappad marunga, Boy: Thapad marne aao to pani lete aana. Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a…
3 FRIENDS livin in a room at 100th floor of the building!One day LIFT not working…!So they decided to tell a story for time pass!They start to walk in steps!1st person told an action story upto 50th floor!……2nd person told a comedy story upto 99th floor! 3rd person told most horror story which had only…
Couple silent in bed. Wife thinks : Why is he not talking to me? Is he thinking of another woman? Is he seeing someone? Don’t I appeal to him anymore? Are wrinkles showing on my face? Is he trying to dump me? Is he now finding me ugly? Have I put on weight at the…
Santa applied in a medical college but never cleared it as these were his answers: Antibody: one who hates his/her body
