June 2014

Ek Bar Ek Kashti Tufan Mein Phas Gayi. Captain Zor Se Bola:

A girl come in cLass with new sliper boy comments HER :- Chappal achhi hai, GIRL REPLIED :- Nikalu kya, . . . . . . . . THEN ALL BOYS :- Teri dress to or bhi achi hai…….   Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles…

Shadi se pahle har koi sher hota hai. Aur shadi ke baad. . . . . . . . . . . . . ? ? ? . ? Sheru.   Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within…

Bihar school teacher’s killer English:   1. Pick up the paper n fall in the dust-bin! 2. Both of you three, stand together separately! 3. Will u hang that calendar or I’ll “HANG MYSELF!” 4. Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father! 5. Why r u luking at the monkey outside when Im in…

It is said that Husband is the head of the family… but …. remember that.. wife is the Neck of the family & the Neck can turn the Head exactly the way she wants.   Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion…

Pathan BLOOD Ke bare mein book padh raha tha Wife: Aaj yeh book kyu padh rahe ho ji? Pathan: Mujhe doctor ne kaha hai ke kal mera BLOOD test hai iss liye test ki tayari kar raha hoon.   Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide,…

Wife to Husband (on the Phone): “Hey baby, what you doing?” ??   Husband: “Listen, I am really busy! Don’t have time to talk at all.”   Wife: “Well baby, I have a Good news and Bad news for you. You want to hear them?”   Husband: “Just tell me the Good news, I don’t…

A Girl Updated her Status on facebook : “(“   *1st Boy Commented: What happened Babes? Am therefor you ?? She Blocked Him :/   *2nd Boy Commeted: aawww My Baby, I Love you… Please don’t Cry.. She Blocked Him too.. :S   *3rd Boy Commeted : wheneva i see yur crying in all yur…

3 Women- HILARIOUS..!!   American: Maine Husband Se Kaha Ke ab se Khana Tum Pakao Ge. 2nd Day UsNe Kuch Nahi Kia 3rd Day usne Dinner Bana Liya   German: Maine Husband Se Kaha Ke Ab se Ghar Ki Safai Tum Karoge,   2nd Day Wo Chup Raha 3rd Day Poora Ghar Saaf Tha  …