June 2014
Boy to Girl
A girl come in cLass with new sliper boy comments HER :- Chappal achhi hai, GIRL REPLIED :- Nikalu kya, . . . . . . . . THEN ALL BOYS :- Teri dress to or bhi achi hai……. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles…
Shadi se pehle aur baad…
Shadi se pahle har koi sher hota hai. Aur shadi ke baad. . . . . . . . . . . . . ? ? ? . ? Sheru. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within…
Bihar school teacher’s killer English
Bihar school teacher’s killer English: 1. Pick up the paper n fall in the dust-bin! 2. Both of you three, stand together separately! 3. Will u hang that calendar or I’ll “HANG MYSELF!” 4. Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father! 5. Why r u luking at the monkey outside when Im in…
Head
It is said that Husband is the head of the family… but …. remember that.. wife is the Neck of the family & the Neck can turn the Head exactly the way she wants. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion…
Blood Test
Pathan BLOOD Ke bare mein book padh raha tha Wife: Aaj yeh book kyu padh rahe ho ji? Pathan: Mujhe doctor ne kaha hai ke kal mera BLOOD test hai iss liye test ki tayari kar raha hoon. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide,…
Awkward Moment
D Awkward Moment:Wen ur Friend Is Arguing With Their Parents &.Their Parents Turns Towards you And Asks “Do u Ever Talk To Ur Parents Like This?” Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location…
Good news or bad news ?
Wife to Husband (on the Phone): “Hey baby, what you doing?” ?? Husband: “Listen, I am really busy! Don’t have time to talk at all.” Wife: “Well baby, I have a Good news and Bad news for you. You want to hear them?” Husband: “Just tell me the Good news, I don’t…
Girl’s Status on Facebook
A Girl Updated her Status on facebook : “(“ *1st Boy Commented: What happened Babes? Am therefor you ?? She Blocked Him :/ *2nd Boy Commeted: aawww My Baby, I Love you… Please don’t Cry.. She Blocked Him too.. :S *3rd Boy Commeted : wheneva i see yur crying in all yur…
Husbands Se Kaam Karwana..
3 Women- HILARIOUS..!! American: Maine Husband Se Kaha Ke ab se Khana Tum Pakao Ge. 2nd Day UsNe Kuch Nahi Kia 3rd Day usne Dinner Bana Liya German: Maine Husband Se Kaha Ke Ab se Ghar Ki Safai Tum Karoge, 2nd Day Wo Chup Raha 3rd Day Poora Ghar Saaf Tha …