June 2014

Stupid SANIA tOOk indian pledge tOO seriOusly-….…..“All indians are my brOthers and sisters.” Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location anywhere in the world. Pourtant prix kamagra un…

Teacher-Batao Kutta Punch ku Hilata Hai..? Student-…ku ki Punch Me Itni Takat Nahi Hoti Ki Wo Kutte Ko Hila Sake. :p:-):-) Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your…

A beggar found 100 rs.He went to 5 star hotel for dinner bill – 3000 rs.Manager handed him to police. He gave 100 rs. to police and free.Its called FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT without MBA. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find…

1st BOY-ladki fasani aati hai?2nd-na1st-Seekh: pehle 1 kagaz ka jahaz banafhir use class me uda de.Jab Mam puche to ladki ka naam laga deBAS FAS GAI LADKI… Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner…

Teacher asks student: What is the half of 8?Student: Miss horizontally or vertically?Teacher: What do mean?Student: Horizontally it is 0 and vertically it is 3… Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25…

Girls to Boys:-1970’s : Love me, but don’t touch me.1980’s : Touch me, but don’t kiss me.1990’s : Kiss me, but don’t do anything more.2000’s : Do anything, but don’t tell anyone.Since2011 : Do everything , otherwise I will telleveryone that you can’t do anything. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and…

KID: why some of your hair is white DAD? Dad: Everytime you make me unhappy, 1 of my hair turns white. KID: Now I understand why grandpa’s has only white hair! Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a…

What is the perfect example of both Good & Bad Luck? The naughty wind blows the girl’s skirt high (Good luck) but at the same time Dust falls into the boy’s eyes (Bad luck).. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide,…

BehindEvery FAIL Student There IsA HOT GirlfriendAndWhat AboutTOPPERS ??…A HOT Madam……Jiski Wajah Se Kamine SariClasses Attend KarteHai..:-) Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location anywhere in the world….

girl: hi baby! 🙂boy: hi my lovely..(sending failed) girl: are you there??boy: yes ! yes i am here!(sending failed) girl: are you ignoring me or what ???boy: honey i am not…. i am here..(sending failed) girl: ok! it’s over; don’t you ever talk to me again!boy: DAMN! go to hell ! ..(message sent) 😛 Sponsored…