June 2014

A japanese came to INDIA… He took an autto to go to the airport on the way a honda overtakes Japanese:- HONDA made in JAPAN….. very fast next a toyota overtakes Japanese:- TOYOTA made in JAPAN…..very fast Airport came he asked how much??..Dokara:-RS. 8000 Japanese:- why so expensive?? Dokara:-METER made in INDIA ……..very fast.!!.. 😀…

An elderly man was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and wasasked where he was going at that time of night. The man replied, “I’m on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smokingand staying out late.” The officer then asked,…

2 CHUHE Bike pe ghum rahe the.Tabhi SHER ne lift mangi.To 1 CHUHA khada hokar bola soch le teri Maa fir kahegi ki Gundo ke sath ghumne laga hai ajkal… Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion…

A Chini was in hospital.SANTA went to meet him.Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died.SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,that was:-KUTTE OXYGN Ke PIPE SE PAIR Utha. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or…

  Wife saw sign board. Banarsi saree Rs.10, Nylon 8/- Cotton 5/- Wife: Give me Rs.500 …I’ll buy 50 sarees. Husbnd- soordas ki amma, istri ki dukan hai vo…:- Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life…

Child prayed to Shivji.. Plz give me a cycle but he didnt get. Next day he stole a statue of Ganesha & wrote a letter to Shivji… Bacha chahiye to cycle lekar mandir aao…   Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile/Laptop App for MatchMaking& Matrmonial of Indian Singles Worldwide, Using…

Different types of Girlfriend fighting with their boyfriend… Pilot’s Girlfriend : Zyada ud Matt Samjha Teacher’s Girlfriend : Mujhe mat Sikhao Samjhe Dentist’s Girlfriend : Daant tod ke hath me de dungi C.A.’S Girlfriend : Hisaab se reh samjha… Engineer’s Girlfriend : “Abey pehle Pass toh ho ja fir baat karna” 😀 😛 Sponsored By:…

Santa(reads): Microsoft buys Skype for 4.5 billionSanta -“Idiot Bill Gates saala free me to download hota hai.Faltu me paisa diya.”   Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location anywhere in…

Perfect example of generation gap: Aamir khan:”Papa kehte ahi bada naamkarega”… Imraan Khan:”Daddy mugh se bola tu galti hai meri”..:-):-)   Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location anywhere in…

school vs College * *School: Pencil, rubber, sharpner, scale !! College: Ek ballpen wo bhi friends se cheena huwa 🙂 *School: Class mein enter hone se pehly: Ma’am may i come in? College: Bina baithe hi mobile kan se laga k class se bahar !! *School: Bag mein har subject ki books !! College: Yaar…