June 2014

Jung me SANTA ne bullet proof jacket ki jagah machardani pehni.? BANTA-Aisa q? SANTA-Jisme machar nahi ghus sakta usme goli kaise ghusegi. Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25kms of your location anywhere…

When santa and his wife filed an application for divorce. The judge asked: ‘how will you divide , you have 3 children?’ Santa’s reply: OK! we’ll apply NEXT YEAR… ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Indian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25kms of your location…

Doctor: Jab Chipkali aap K muh me ghus rahi thi to aap chup kyu the? Santa: Pahle Cockroch Gaya Tha To Mujhe Laga K Chipkali Use Pakad Legi !! ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Indian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25kms of your location…

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.Santa: Hai.Frog: Nahin hai.Santa: Hai.Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.? Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25kms of your…

Santa Ke Ghar ke Bahar Name Plate Lagi Thi: Wife: MSC: & Husband :FSC: Kisi Ne Poocha: Santa G App Aur Apki Bivi Ne Kis Subject Mein FSC/MSC Kia Hai? Santa :Subject ka to Pata Nai Name but Plate ka Matlab hai MSC:MotherOf Seven Children …Aur FSC: Father Of Seven Children….. Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s…

Santa in computer ExamExaminer”What is Microsoft Excel?” Santa:”It is a new brand of Surf Excel to clean the computer” Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 App for MatchMaking& Matrmonialof Indian Singles Worldwide, Using GPS technology Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25kms of your location anywhere in the world, Joining, browsing, contacting all…

?”one man jumped in sea and never came out.. next day, other man jumped in sea and never came out. A sardar after watching this concluded.. man is soluble in water.. modern sardar concluded.. easily dissolves in H2O..” Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile/Laptop App for MatchMaking& Matrmonial of Indian…

Rikshewala: Bus Stop ke 20 rupees Santa: Saman bhi sath me hai. Riskhewala:- Saman Free hai. Santa:- Okay saman le chal mai padal aata hu. Certains hommes preferent utiliser deux anneaux de commander levitra contention afin de mieux retenir le sang, et de ce fait obtenir une erection ou acheter levitra generique en ligne plus…

Santa applied in a medical college but never cleared it as these were his answers: Antibody: one who hates his/her body

Santa sharab pi kar Scooter se ek Arthi Se takra Gaya. Dead body gir Gayi Log Sante ko Pitne lage. Santa -Jo Gira hai vo to kuch bol nahi raha tum Jyada DON ho kya .. 😀 Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs of…