June 2014

Boss to santa- jab se maine tumhe job se nikala he, tab se tum roz mere ghar ke samne potty kyun karke jate ho?………Santa-aapko ye batane ke liye ki main bhuka nai mar raha.. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or…

Banta is a teacher and exam ke liye Question Paper banaya.. Paper dekhte hi saare bachche behosh ho gaye… Question they — 1. China kis Desh me hai ? 2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati hai ? 3. Green Rang kis Colour ka Hota hai ? 4. Tamatar ko Hindi may kya Bolte hai…

Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money. Banta: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion…

Waiter: Ur Bill Sir. . . Santa: Take My Card. . . Waiter: But Sir, This Is Ration Card. . . Santa: To Phir Bahar Kya Majaak Me Likha hai.. . . All Cards are Accepted. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend,…

Santa: Ghar ka sara keemti saman chhupa kar rakh do, Mere dost aa rahe hain… Patni: Kyu Apke dost chura lenge..? Santa : Nahi pehchan lenge..! Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location…

Santa makes a call to the airport and Asks “How long is the journey from Amritsar 2 America? Receptionist: just a sec sir. Santa disconects & says, Pi K baithi h Pagal….;) Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner…

Santa went to a electronic shop with anger and threw his new laptop on the desk at a person from whom he bought. He told the salesman that you have cheated me. I cannot transfer file from my previous laptop Salesman:- sir, can you please try infront of me. This is what Santa did 1)…

Santa in airplane going 2 Bombay ..While its landing he shouted: ” Bombay .. Bombay “ Air hostess said: “B silent.” Santa: “Ok.. Ombay. Ombay” Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location anywhere…

What do you call when Santa and Banta standing on opposite sides of the road?” . . . . . . . . . Jokes apart………… Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location…

Banta fell in love with a porno star and married her. He got an opportunity to watch one of her movie…. the Movie came to an End. A bit disturbed and annoyed with what he saw, Banta told himself, “Thank God it was just a movie and not reality.” Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone,…