June 2014

Om “Student” Om: “Kitni shiddat se mene book uthane ki kosish ki hai.Ki har zarre ne muje sulane ki sajish ki hai.kehte hai agar kisi chapter ko dil se smjhna chaho…to sari kaynat tumhe usme confuse krne me jut jati haiaur agr aisa na ho to samajh lena ke chaptersyllabus k bahar hai mere dost”…:p…

A lady entered angrily in the AC show room. and started fighting with the Manager. Lady- How can you be such a cheat and fraud…Manager – What’s wrong madam?.Lady- Yesterday I bought 2 Ton AC from your showroom and when I weighted it at my home it weighted only only 35 Kgs.. Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com…

A lady jumped a signal.Policeman: What you did?Lady:please let me go.I am a school teacher.I am getting late for my class.Policeman: Aahaa, So you are a teacher. I have waited for this moment all my life.Now write: “I WILL NEVER JUMP A SIGNAL”, 1000 TIMES. 🙂 Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry…

Teacher-Batao Kutta Punch ku Hilata Hai..? Student-…ku ki Punch Me Itni Takat Nahi Hoti Ki Wo Kutte Ko Hila Sake. :p:-):-) Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location…

College wali….Masaledar hoti hai,Office wali….sweet hoti hai,Ghar wali…..Fikki hoti hai,Hotel wali…..Mast hoti hai,5 Star wali…..Mehangi hoti hai,Nukkad Wali….Unhygenic hoti hai,Lekin ek baat hai……Chai akhir Chai hoti hai…..Have a Garma Garam Chai..:) Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of Indian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend,…

Stupid SANIA tOOk indian pledge tOO seriOusly-….…..“All indians are my brOthers and sisters.” Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location anywhere in the world. Le depot de plaques…

Some of the catchy slogansdirect from India Gate…Hoo hoo haa haa, Kapil Sibal ChuhaManmohan Singh ek kaam karo, chudi pehen kedance karoSonia jiski mummy hai, wo sarkar nikami haiGali ka kutta kaisa ho, kapil sibal jaisa hoManmohan jiska tau hai,wo sarkar bikau haiDesh ka yuwa jaag gaya,dekho Rahul bhag gayaCorruption –> Virus,Anna –> Anitvirus& the…

The congress party planning to withdraw the 25 paise coin from legal currency.Their thinking was…” ek anna to sambhalta nahin, …4 anna kaise sambhalenge??? Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25…

Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money. Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles…

1st BOY-ladki fasani aati hai?2nd-na1st-Seekh: pehle 1 kagaz ka jahaz banafhir use class me uda de.Jab Mam puche to ladki ka naam laga deBAS FAS GAI LADKI… Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner…