Zindagi mein Dhokhe

Fredricks: Maine zindagi mai bhot dhoke khaye hai…!!!!Daya: Awww…..sachchi >??…Fredricks: haan….Apple, chiku, oranges, sabziyaan…etc, etc, sab dhoke hi khaye hai..!!!..Daya: :|…!!!(Facepalm)   Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of…

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Teacher to Daya

Teacher: Daya..!! Ek taraf paisa hai aur ek taraf dimaag, kya select karogey??Daya: *Paisa*!!!Teacher…: hunh…Galat! Mai hoti to dimaag leti..!!Daya: Apni apni Jarurat hoti hai Madam :P..!!!   Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life…

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CID rocks

Ek bar rajnikant ek khatarnak, aag ugalte hue jwalamukhi pe tandoori roti sekne gaya….. Lekin waha pe CID ki team pehle hi papad sek rahi thi..! 😛 :P:P Bhot ho gayi rajni ki tareef….CID rocks     Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of…

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CID characters defined

Jaise har Darwaze ke liye Daya hota hai,CID mai har ek character zaruri hota hai!Koi bina karan baat baat pe ungliyaa ghumaye(ACP)Koi baar baar thok thok ke darwaza udaaye,(DAYA)Koi show mai sirf comedy ke liye hota hai (Fredricks)Waise CID mai har ek character chalu hota hai-2Koi lab coat pehen ke bak bak kare(salunkhe)Koi har second…

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Rockstar Daya

ACP: Daya, kya khuni ke finger print match huye ? ? Daya: Oh yeah yeah yeah..!!! ACP: To khuni naukar ramlal hai ? Daya: Oh yeah yeah yeah..!!! ACP: ? ? … :o..!! Arey abhijeet ye daya ko kya ho gaya ? ? Abhijeet: Sir, Daya ne ROCKSTAR ka first day first show dekh liya…!…

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CID crime scene

LADY: Rahul mera bhai tha! DAYA:Kya rahul tumhara bhai tha?? LADY: Ha Rahul mere bhai tha ACP: Rahul sach me tumhara bhai tha? Lady: Ha sir…wo mera bhai tha… Abhijeet: My god! iska matlab… Tum rahul ki behen ho..:O Fredricks: Sir sir. iska matlab ye dono bhai behen hai…..:-D 😀     Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com…

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Internet

Rajnikanth warned everyone to stop jokes on him.. Otherwise…………He’ll delete the Internet.. Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25kms of your location anywhere in the world

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Student Rajinikanth

PRINCIPAL:What do u want 2 become in future.? STUDENT:After studyin MBBS,……I want to joinPolice force andget a good job ina good software company and work as lawyer and construct big buildings and conduct research and become an actor…?! PRINCIPAL:Hey, What’sur name..? STUDENT:Rajnikant..?! Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship…

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Rajnikanth Facebook Notifications

Rajanikant opened his Facebook account …. The 1st notification he got was …….. FACEBOOK wants to be your friend ……. 2nd FACEBOOK likes Rajanikant Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25kms of your…

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Rajinikanth fight for food

Once Rajnikanthwent toMcDonalds, He Ordered A Dosa, butMr. Mc’Donalds refused…Since Dat day,Mr. McDonald sits outside his ownrestaurant!!   http://indianjokes.mobi/apps/ – Now get hilarious Indian jokes on your iPhone whenever you want. Il achat en ligne viagra pfizer peut y avoir autre causes qui jouent un role. Comme avec la viagra et levitra, il est necessaire…

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