June 2014

Girlfriend- Mein tumhare letters ke stamp tickets ko kiss karti hoon. Unhe tumhare lips ne chua hoga. Boyfriend- par mein toh unhe apne kutte ki naak se gila kar ke chipkata tha..!! 🙂 😛 Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide,…

Mama ne nayi swift Car Li,swift Car K Peche Likhwaya “SAAWAN KO AANE DO”Peche se truck Ne Thok Diya, Truck Par Likha tha“AAYA SAAWAN JHOOM KE” Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms…

Teacher: who is this girl ? Boy: my girl friend. NEXT DAY… Teacher: who is this new girl ? Boy: Sir……..Rishta wahi bacchi nayi.:-):-) Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms…

Santa: Paune 12 wali Train Kab Ayegi?Speaker:Jab 12 Bajne mein 15 minute reh Jayenge… Santa: ye Roz time Change Kar Deta haiKal 11:45 Pe aayi thi… Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner…

A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend Friend Asked : Who Is She? Boy : My Cousin. The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.! 😀 Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life…

Height of coolness:2 Guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hands….1st guy:which paper was it?2nd guy:I think maths……1st guy:(surprisingly) you read the question paper?2nd guy: no I see a girl sitting besides me using calculator. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship…

KG Boy: Mam, May I go to washroom? Mam: Nhi, Pehle A to Z sunao fir jana, Boy: ABCDEFGHIJKLMN__QRS_UVWX_Z, Mam: P,O,T,Y kahan gai? Boy: Ji Mere nikkar me nikal gai… Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion…

IT Heights… HEIGHT OF ISOLATION: Two persons sitting side by side using emails to communicate with each other. HEIGHT OF COWARDICE: Two persons fighting through emails. HEIGHT OF HELPLESSNESS: Receiving no emails for a week. HEIGHT OF FRUSTRATION: The email server being down. HEIGHT OF CARELESSNESS: Writing a love mail and doing a ‘Send All.’…

A Professor explained the concept of Marketing to MBA students: 1. You see gorgeous girl in party, you go to her & say I am rich marry me – That’s Direct Marketing. 2. You attend party & your friend goes to a girl & pointing at you tells her. He is very rich, marry him…

Medical alert about a highly dangerous virus called “Weekly Overload Recreational Killer” (WORK). If you come in contact with this WORK VIRUS, you should immediately go to the nearest “Biological Anxiety Relief” (BAR) centre to take antidotes known as “Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract” (WINE), “Radioactive UnWORK Medicine”(RUM), “Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter”(BEER), “Vaccino Officio Depression Killing…