June 2014

There are basically 7 TYPES OF GIRLS… 1. HARD DISK Girls: Remember everything forever. 2. RAM Girls: Forgets about you the moment you turn her off. 3. SCREEN SAVER Girls: Just for looking. 4. INTERNET Girls: Difficult to access. 5. SERVER Girls: Always busy when needed. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry…

Medical alert about a highly dangerous virus called “Weekly Overload Recreational Killer” (WORK). If you come in contact with this WORK VIRUS, you should immediately go to the nearest “Biological Anxiety Relief” (BAR) centre to take antidotes known as “Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract” (WINE), “Radioactive UnWORK Medicine”(RUM), “Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter”(BEER), “Vaccino Officio Depression Killing…

Ek kadvaa sach 🙂 Behan ki friend behan ho sakti hai, Bhai ka friend Bhai ho sakta hai, …..lekin wife ki friend wife nahi ban sakti ..:( Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your…

DIALOGUE BAAZI in CHEMISTRY: * The name is BOND… Covalent Bond! B-) * Rishtey mein to hum tumhare Allotrope lagte hain, naam hai… Diamond! (*)* D-block se darr nahi lagta saheb, F-block se lagta hai! * Ek baar jo maine bond toda to main Activation Energy ki bhi nahi sunta! 😡 * Resonance ko neglect…

Traffic Cop : Didn’t You Hear My Whistle, Madam ? . . . . . . . Girl : Yes, But I Don’t Like Flirting While I’m Driving!! Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of…

A conductor Kicked a Lady out of bus Police took him to jail and gave him an Electric Shock it had no effect on himWhy??………..Because he was a BAD CONDUCTOR:P Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25…

Bap: Mere 4 bachche hai 1st MBA 2nd MCA 3rd PHD 4th chor hai Friend: Chor ko ghar se nikalte que nhi? Bap: Wohi to kmata hai, baqi sab berozgar hai…. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner…

GIRLS VERSION OF AIRTEL AD- Bread ke liye jaise jam hota hai, waise har boyfrnd jaruri hota hai… Koi cell me hamare balance dalvaye, koi naya alag alag phone dilaye, ek tujhe branded kapde dilaye aur ek tujhe dominoz me pizza khilaye… Koi looks me hero toh koi ghost hota hai, par har boyfrnd zaruri…

BF wasnt replying.. GF started thinking : 1. I think he doesnt love me anymore ? 🙁 2. He must be dating someone else. 3. I think he must be busy with that bitch. 4. He is not replying since 20 min :(( 5. He might hv got into an accident :O 6. He must…