June 2014

Santa nahi sudhrega: Policeman: sab sach bata varna chaddi uttar k marunga. . . . . . . Santa: saab galti Maine ki hai aap kyun chaddi uttaro gey. . . . . . Koi samjhao yaar Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a…

Girl Wearing Very Short Skirt Boy: Tumhari maa ne kuchh nahi kaha? Girl: Maa to bahut gussa hui or boli dobara meri skirt pehni to bahut marungi.. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your…

Ek Sharabi full tight hokar ghar jaa raha tha.. Raaste me mandir ke baahar pujari dikha. Sharabi n pujari se poocha, sabse bada kaun? Pujaari ne peecha chudane ke liye kaha “Mandir Bada”.. Sharabi bola “Mandir bada toh dharti pe kaise khada” Pujari: “Dharti badi” Sharabi: “Dharti badi toh Sheshnaag pe kyun khadi” Pujari: “Sheshnaag…

Dear Mother-in-law, “Don’t Teach me how 2 handle my children…… I’m living with one of yours & he needs a lot of improvement” Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location anywhere in the…

Height of Over Love: A Boy Doesn’t Chat With His Girlfriend Because He Feels That Her Hand Might Pain While Typing the Text . . . . . Moral: Ladka aalsi tha. Jyada emotional hone ki jaroorat nahi. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find…

Husband was throwing knives on wife

What’s the similarity between chewing gum & begum (wife) ?? Both are sweet at the beginning and become tasteless, shapeless and chipku in the end…!! Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location anywhere…

Two Best Advices For Safe Life : . . . 1. Always Speak The Truth, No Matter How Bitter Harsh It Is .. . . . . 2. Run Immediately After Saying It..:) Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life…

A Boy texts a girl Boy: Hey! Girl: Hi! What you doing? Boy: Texting the most beautiful girl in the world. Girl: Aww How cute! Boy: Ya! But She is not replying, so am texting you! Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend,…

After ordering a milkshake, a man had to leave his seat in the restaurant to make a telephone call. Since he didn’t want anyone to take his drink, he took a paper napkin, wrote on it, “The World’s Strongest Weightlifter,” and left it under his glass. When he returned from making his call, the glass…