Teacher- Homework kyu nahi kia ?
Student- Sir, fever tha.
Teacher- Beta sach batao mein kuch nahi kahunga.
Student- Sir TV dekh raha tha aur mood nahi tha. . .
Teacher- slaps batameez aise muh pe jawab dega sir ko..?
aise kaise TV dekh raha tha. . . . .
niyam ke mutabik pehle homework karna chahiye tha.
Student:-
kyu sach ka sabak sikhaye!
jab sab sunn bhi na paye!
Sach koi bole toh tu!
Niyam kanoon bataye!
Tera darr…
Tera pyaar…
Teri wah…
Tu hi rakh. . .
rakh sale..! 😀 😛
Sada Haq Ethe Rakh.. 😉
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