Wife: Can you help me in garden?
Husband: what do you think, i am a gardner??
Wife: Can you fix door handle?
Husband: What do you think, i am a carpenter?
In the evening when husband came from the work, he saw everything has been fixed. He asked wife who fixed this.
… … Wife:Our neighbour. But he gave me 2 options. Either i should give him burger or a kiss.
Husband: I am sure you must have given a burger.
Wife:”What do you think, i am “McDonald’s ? 😀
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