#1 funny Indian Jokes Collection
1) Wife-: tumhe meri khoobsurati jaada acchi lagti hai ya akkal mandi. Husband-: mujhe to tumhari yeh majaak karne ki aadat acchi lagti hai ? 2) husband to wife:-Tum Sabke samne A.G./O.G./Suno.G.kr k kyo boltee ho.. Wife :-Hum Indian wifes sanskaro wali hoti hai,kabhi sabke samne apne pati ko “Abe Gadhe” aur “Oye Gadhe” ya…
1)Husband to Wife:-Darling Tum Mujhe ek Jagah Se Bahut Acchi Lagti Ho. Wife sharmatee hui:- Kahan Se? Husband:-Doooooooooor Se…..(::) lolz very funny 2)Kanjoos to shopkeeper: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya hai shopkeeper: 1 baal toota hai to naya kyun le rahe ho? Kanjoos: jo toota hai woh akhri tha………lolz..(:(:…
1)In a Nursery School Canteen, there was a basket of Apples with a notice written over it:—‘Do not take more than one, God is watching’. (..)On the other counter there was a box of chocolates. A small child went & wrote on it:——-“Take as many as u want, God is busy watching d Apples”……lol… 2)KID:-…
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1) Santa:-MotorCycle k Kitne Tyers Hote hai? Banta :- 6 Tyre Santa (Gusse se): How? Santa:- 4 Motor k 2 Cycle k.. hua na 6..((:: 2) Patient:-doctor ,mujhe ek serious bimari hai, Doctor:- kya?? Patient:-main jo kuch bhi bolta hoon bhool jata hoon. Doctor:-aapko ye bimaari kab se hai? Mareez:-kaun si bimaari? …(:(: lol Super…
