funny jokes

1) Santa:-MotorCycle k Kitne Tyers Hote hai?

Banta :- 6 Tyre

Santa (Gusse se): How?

Santa:- 4 Motor k 2 Cycle k.. hua na 6..((::

2) Patient:-doctor ,mujhe ek serious bimari hai,

Doctor:- kya??

Patient:-main jo kuch bhi bolta hoon bhool jata hoon.

Doctor:-aapko ye bimaari kab se hai?

Mareez:-kaun si bimaari? …(:(: lol

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