funny Santa jokes

1)Santa to doctor: When I sleep, monkeys play football in my dreams. Dr:No problem, just take this medicine before sleep. Santa: Kal se khaonga Dr.Sab aaj final hai.:..)):::) 2) friend asked to Snata:- pa g Aapko Kabhi Kisi Se Pyar Hua Hai ? Santa :Ha Yaar, Par Wo Manti Hi Nhi

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funny Santa

1) Santa to doctor: When I sleep, monkeys play football in my dreams. Dr:No problem, just take this medicine before sleep. Santa: Kal se khaonga Dr.Sab aaj final hai.:..)):::) 2) friend asked to Snata:- pa g Aapko Kabhi Kisi Se Pyar Hua Hai ? Santa :Ha Yaar, Par Wo Manti Hi Nhi

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funny jokes

BoY : Ro kyu rhi ho..?? Girl : Mere Marks bahot kam aaye hai… BoY : Bata kitne aaye hai..?? Girl : Sirf 88% .. Boy : Khuda ka Khauf kr .. Itne mein to 2 Ladke Pass ho jate hai…!! =========================================== Padosi:- Yaar tere ghar se roz hansi ki awaz aati hai Is khush…

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funny wife

A wife wrote this specially for her husband:- Kabhi kabhi mere dil me ye khayal aata hai…. Kabhi kabhi mere dil me ye khayal aata hai…. “Jab tu 11.30pm baje so jata hai, Toh next day morning tera whatsapp last seen at 2.30am kyu batata hai…? =================== Straight Insult :- HUSBAND: Ye kaisa khana bnaya…

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