funny jokes

BoY : Ro kyu rhi ho..??

Girl : Mere Marks bahot kam aaye hai…

BoY : Bata kitne aaye hai..??

Girl : Sirf 88% ..

Boy : Khuda ka Khauf kr ..

Itne mein to 2 Ladke Pass ho jate hai…!!

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Padosi:-

Yaar tere ghar se roz hansi ki awaz aati hai

Is khush haal zindagi ka raaz kya hai?

Santa:-

Meri Biwi mujhe jooton se maarti hai,

Lag jaay to wo hansti hai,

Na Lage to main hansta hoon.

KHUDA ka shukar hai, hansi khushi zindagi guzar rahi hai…::((::lol

L

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