1)Santa to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.
Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine before sleep.
Santa: Kal se khaonga Dr.Sab aaj final hai.:..)):::)
2) friend asked to Snata:- pa g Aapko Kabhi Kisi Se Pyar Hua Hai ?
Santa :Ha Yaar,
Par Wo Manti Hi Nhi
