#1 funny Indian Jokes Collection
An elderly man was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night. The man replied, “I’m on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late.” The officer…
Cat : How old are you? Elephant : 5 year Cat : But you are big Elephant : I am a COMPLAN BOY Cat : I am 30 year Elephant : But you look so small. . . . . Cat: PONDS AGE MIRCLE,BADTI UMR MANO THAM SI JAE…… 😛 Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO…
1 Aadmi ne hotel ke room mein computer dekha to socha ke wife ko mail kar doon. Jaldi mein mail galat address par send ho gaee. Jis Orat ko Mail maili us ke Shohar ka 2 din pehly inteqal hua tha. Mail Padte hi Orat Behosh hogaee,Likha tha Begum Me Kheriyat se Pohunch Gya hoon…
Santa make a call to his home. Servant picked the phone. Santa: Give phone to my wife. Servant: She is sleeping with her husband. Santa: But I am her husband. Servant: Now what to do? Santa: Kill both of them. After killing Servant: What to do with dead bodies? Santa: Put them in our swimming…
A silly tourist asked a boatguy: “do you know Biology, Psychology, Geography,Geology?” The boat guy said: “NO to all the questions”. The tourist then said: “What the hell you know on the face of thisearth ? You will die of illiteracy !! After a while, the boat started sinking, so theboatman asked the tourist: “Do…
Why Hindu Law does not permit Second Marriage…???….… Answer-Indian Constitution-Article 20(2)-says,“No man can be punished twice for same offence.” 🙂 Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship&Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location anywhere in…
Wife: Can you help me in garden? Husband: what do you think, i am a gardner?? Wife: Can you fix door handle? Husband: What do you think, i am a carpenter? In the evening when husband came from the work, he saw everything has been fixed. He asked wife who fixed this. … … Wife:Our…
Laws Which Newton Forgot To State LAW OF QUEUE: If you change your queue, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated…
Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back:”When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2 hours later Santa sms 2 boss:”Me ok, your wife very sweet” 😀 😛 Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs of…
