2014

Couple silent in bed. Wife thinks : Why is he not talking to me? Is he thinking of another woman? Is he seeing someone? Don’t I appeal to him anymore? Are wrinkles showing on my face? Is he trying to dump me? Is he now finding me ugly? Have I put on weight at the…

Santa applied in a medical college but never cleared it as these were his answers: Antibody: one who hates his/her body

Ek baar baccha apne Dada se poochta hai, Dadaji ye condom kya hota hai? Dadaji – Abey bhaag yahan se, parta likhta hai nahi aur inhi cheezo mein iska dimaag laga rehta hai, baag yahan se mujhe nahi pata condom kya hota hai, gadha kahin ka. Baccha Gussey se – Abey Buddhey pata hota to…

Bikhari to Lady sitting on a bench in a park : Hi Darling!So U R in the mood to have some Fun. Lady : How Dare U? Bhikhari : Then What R U doing on My Bed..-:) Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles…

Define “LOVE” and Describe in detail.(10 marks) Def:A serious disorder of heart due to relationship between men and women dat can smtym cause death of one or both depending on the resistance associated.Types:* One -sided & * Two -sidedAges: * Usually occurs in teenages but nowdays can be found in any age group. Sites Affected:…

Biology Teacher : agar ladki ko Asthma attack aye to use der tak apne hotho se saas do.   Student : wo to thik h lekin aisa kya kre k use Asthma attack aye? -:)-:)   Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide,…

AJNABI: thora pani mily ga..??BACHA: lassi ho jaey to..??AJNABI; bhot hi acha hy,… …ajnabi 5 glass lassi pi k bola:tmhar y ghr m koi lassi ni pita..??BACHA: pite to he hyn,lekn aj lassi m chupkali gir gai thi.AJNABI ne pyala zamin pe mara…BACHA roty hoey!Ammi !unhun ny pyala tor diaab kutta dodh ks me pye…

Teacher to students: “Bachho, dudh peene se dimaag tej hota hain, isiliye roj dudh peeya karo.”   Ek student khada hua aur bola: ‘Masterji, agar dudh peene se dimaag tej hota, to aaj har ek gaay kaa bachha einstein hota…” 🙂 🙂       Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any…

New age generation: 1 aurat ne 5 saal ke bachche ko cigrate pite dekha to bachche se kha :Kya tumhare parents ko malum hai ki tum cigrate pite ho? Bachcha(dhuan udate hue) :Mohtarma!Kya aap ke pati ko malum h k aap ek gair marad k sath baat kr rhi hai 🙂 Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s…

Poori RAMAYAN Biwiyo ko lekar h. Laxman apni wali ghr chhod gya.Rawan dusre ki utha laya.Hanuman ki apni to thi nhi magrdusre ki khojne me Lanka jala dali.-Ram ko apni waps pane k liy 10 din tk yudhkrna pda. or end me kya hua?Jis biwi k kaaran itni bdi Ramayn hui wo undrground ho gyi….