2014

Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies)…. “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look, she smiled…. isn’t she adorable?”. Friend: “But your kid didn’t smile.” . . . . Father: “I was talking about the nurse.” Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend,…

Wife : Honey …… What are You Looking for ? Husband : Nothing. Wife : Nothing…?? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour …?? Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend,…

After death, man asks the hell manager: Can i make a short call to my wife? Hell manager: ok Man: How much should i pay for it? Hell manager: Nothing, hell to hell is free 😛 😀   Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find…

Ek Tapori Ki Wife:- Sunte Ho Ji, Apne Bete Ne Aaj Pehli Baar Aadha Sentence Bolna Sikha..   Tapori- Accha, Kya Bola? . . . . . . . .   Wife- Teri Maa Ki….. 😀 😛     Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide,…

Troll student!   Teacher: What is the shape of the Earth? Student: I Don’t Know.   Teacher: Well! What Kind Of Earrings Does Your Girlfriend Wear? Student: Square Ones.   Teacher: No, I Mean The Ones She Wears On Tuesday… .. Student: Round   Teacher: Then, What is the the shape of the Earth? Student:…

Daughter : Dad Im Lesbian   Dad: Oh okay   2nd Daughter: I’m Also Lesbian   Dad: OMG! Dosen’t Anyone From This Family Love MEN?   Son: Dad…. I Do .. 😛 😀     Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion…

Statement of boys, when they remain unsuccessful in making girlfriends in College.. 1st semester: Meri to pehle se hai…. ~ 2nd sem: Chalo try karenge ~ 3rd sem: Apne batch me koi dhang ki nahi hai ~ 4th sem: Juniors bhi dhang ki nahi hai ~ 5th sem: Bhai kisise intro. to kara….. ~ 6th…

Husband got divorced from his wife….!!! Because he liked ‘Like’ 0n her status & wrote ‘L0L’…!’.. _ . . . . . . . . . . . _ _ And her status was ‘My Mom Just Died’……!!!!     Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles…

A boss saying to his secretary that we are going abroad for a tour for a week. Secretary calls her husband: I’m going abroad for one week. Husband calls her girlfriend: Wife is going away for a week, lets enjoy :):) Girlfriend calls her student: for a week no class for u. Little boy calls…

Story: Once a boy was smoking at airport Girl asked: 1 din me kitne cigrette peete ho ? Boy:40 – 50 Girl: Agar ab tak zindgi me cigrete pe kharch kye hue paise bachate to samne khari hui BMW car tumhari hoti. Boy: Aap cigrete peeti hein ? Girl: No Boy: To kya wo car…