2014

Height of flirting . . Teacher: Where is ur Asignmnt book? . . . . Student: Mam, I lost it While fighting with students who said that you are not the most beautiful teacher in this school… Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a…

GF- Where are you?   BF- I am at Bank   GF- I need 30000 Rs for Blackberry & 5000 Rs for haircut   BF- Sorry, I mean I was at the Bank of a River. Machhi khaegi machhi. 😉 Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles…

Hotel me khane ke bad santa hath ke bajaye basin dhone laga   Waiter : ye kya kr rhe ho?   Santa : kamine,muje bhi english ati he, ye kya likha he dekh : “WASH BASIN”     Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find…

Santa went to US and had a meeting with Bill Clinton. . Bill :”I want to show you the US advancement. Come with me.” . He takes him to a forest.. . Bill:”Dig the ground.” . Santa did it. . Bill:”More

Ladka to Bhagwan – Bhagwan-mere ghar se canada tak road bana do……. Bhagwan – yeh to kabhi nahi ho skta…… Ladka: – Fir mujhe 1 aisi ladki se mila do jo sirf mujhe hi pyar kare……… . . . . . . . . . . . Bhagwan:-beta road”single”banwani hai ya”double” 😛 Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s…

Doctor: I have some bad news and worse news. Patient: Whats is it doc? Doctor: The lab test results show that you have only 24 hours to live. Patient: Oh my God! Doctor: The worse news is that I was tried telling this to you yesterday but your cell phone was unreachable. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s…

A Wife is like a TV * – * A Girlfriend is like a MOBILE * At home you watch TV,but when you go out you take your MOBILE TV once bought, you can watch free (to air) for life, but for MOBILE, if you don’t pay, the services will be terminated! TV is big,…

Great insult…!! . . Platform Par Saaman Ke Dher Ke Sath ek Ladki Baithi hui thi . . Kuli Ne Puchha- Madam..Coolie Chahiye…….. ……..?.? . . . . Ladki – Nahi Mera Boyfrnd Hain Mere Sath.!!! D Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a…

Baap- Beta chhod de ye Facebook, ye Facbook tuje roti nahi dene wali… :@ . . . . . Kamina Beta- haa papa ye facebook muje roti nahi dene wali par roti banane wali degi…. 😀 😛 😛 Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find…