Are you Single?
A man got a call from unknown number…Girl: Hi, r u single?Man: Yes, but who r u?Ans: Your wife.. Aaj ghar aana tab bataoongi!!Again a call from an unknown number…Girl: R u married?Man: Yes, but who R u?Girl: Your girlfriend, U cheat!!Man: Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife.Ans: Wife hi hoon kutte, aaj…