#1 funny Indian Jokes Collection
1) Wife: Agar Me Marr Jau To Tum Kya Karoge? Husband: Shayad Me Bhi Marr Jaunga. Wife: Kyon? Husband: Kabhi Kabhi Zyada Kushi Janleva Hoti Hai.. 2) Wife: Agar Me Kho Jau, To Tum Kya Karoge? Husband: Me Nirmal Baba Ke Paas Jaunga. Wife: Tum Baba Se Kya Kahoge? Husband: Baba Kirpa Aani Shuru Ho…
1)Wife to Husband: Did u Have any GF before marriage ? Husband remains silent ? Wife: what is the meaning of silence? Husband: Wait.. let me count…yr 2)husband:-raja dashrath ki 3 patni thi.. wife – ha..to? husband-to mai abhi 2 shaddi aur k sakta hu na.. wife: ok but -soch lo ….!!!!draupati k 5 pati…
wife:(SMS).. hi baby husband: Hi honey (sending failed…) wife: hi..r u there?? husband: yes yes i am here..sweetheart (sending failed….) wife: r u ignoring me or what?? husband: no..no honey.. i am trying to reply u (sending failed…) wife: its over don’t ever talk me again.. husband: ok.. jaa mar..kahin bhi (message sent..) yeeeeee..lag gayi…
AMERICA 2 INDIA: “India kitna Garib hai. INDIA replied:-Beta.!Tumara Desh Jitna OIL pure sal me Khata h na Utna To Shanivar Ko hum SHANI MAHARAJ Ko Chada Dete hai. Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs of Indian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or…
Corruption se bhi bada sawal aaj sara Desh janna chahata hai.. Delhi mein jis Lady ka Salwar suit Baba Ramdev pehan kar bhage.. Us ladki ne fhir kya pehna.. Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner…
Why boys call all grlz ITEM ?bcoz ITEM means MAAL MAAL mns PAISA PAISA mns LAXMI or girl to ghar ki LaXMI hoti h, to hui na ITEM. Rista wahi soch nyi… Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion…
Boss asked santa to bring 2corner tickets for a movie to gowith his GirlFriend.Santa Brought 2 corner tickets….A-1———-A-40 Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location anywhere in the world. La…
Bhikari: Maa Roti deDadi: Abhi bani nahi hai..baad mein aana.Bhikari:mera mobile no.lo,aur ban jaye to mis call de dena.Bhikari rocks… But wait.. Dadi:are wait mein facebook status update kar dungi tu aa jana..Dadi rocks… Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a…
Father- Beta agar sasural waaleScootar de to Car mangna,Shop de to Ghar,Cooler de to AC mangna.Son- Papa agar wo Ladki de to kya uski MAA ko manglu. Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25…
A lady entered angrily in the AC show room. and started fighting with the Manager. Lady- How can you be such a cheat and fraud…Manager – What’s wrong madam?.Lady- Yesterday I bought 2 Ton AC from your showroom and when I weighted it at my home it weighted only only 35 Kgs.. Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com…
