#1 funny Indian Jokes Collection
BoY : Ro kyu rhi ho..?? Girl : Mere Marks bahot kam aaye hai… BoY : Bata kitne aaye hai..?? Girl : Sirf 88% .. Boy : Khuda ka Khauf kr .. Itne mein to 2 Ladke Pass ho jate hai…!! =========================================== Padosi:- Yaar tere ghar se roz hansi ki awaz aati hai Is khush…
A wife wrote this specially for her husband:- Kabhi kabhi mere dil me ye khayal aata hai…. Kabhi kabhi mere dil me ye khayal aata hai…. “Jab tu 11.30pm baje so jata hai, Toh next day morning tera whatsapp last seen at 2.30am kyu batata hai…? =================== Straight Insult :- HUSBAND: Ye kaisa khana bnaya…
1) Wife-: tumhe meri khoobsurati jaada acchi lagti hai ya akkal mandi. Husband-: mujhe to tumhari yeh majaak karne ki aadat acchi lagti hai ? 2) husband to wife:-Tum Sabke samne A.G./O.G./Suno.G.kr k kyo boltee ho.. Wife :-Hum Indian wifes sanskaro wali hoti hai,kabhi sabke samne apne pati ko “Abe Gadhe” aur “Oye Gadhe” ya…
1)Husband to Wife:-Darling Tum Mujhe ek Jagah Se Bahut Acchi Lagti Ho. Wife sharmatee hui:- Kahan Se? Husband:-Doooooooooor Se…..(::) lolz very funny 2)Kanjoos to shopkeeper: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya hai shopkeeper: 1 baal toota hai to naya kyun le rahe ho? Kanjoos: jo toota hai woh akhri tha………lolz..(:(:…
1)In a Nursery School Canteen, there was a basket of Apples with a notice written over it:—‘Do not take more than one, God is watching’. (..)On the other counter there was a box of chocolates. A small child went & wrote on it:——-“Take as many as u want, God is busy watching d Apples”……lol… 2)KID:-…
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1) Santa:-MotorCycle k Kitne Tyers Hote hai? Banta :- 6 Tyre Santa (Gusse se): How? Santa:- 4 Motor k 2 Cycle k.. hua na 6..((:: 2) Patient:-doctor ,mujhe ek serious bimari hai, Doctor:- kya?? Patient:-main jo kuch bhi bolta hoon bhool jata hoon. Doctor:-aapko ye bimaari kab se hai? Mareez:-kaun si bimaari? …(:(: lol Super…
1) Wife on Mobile: kaha ho aap? husband: Tumhe wo jewellery shop yaad hai?? wife: Kaun si?? Husband: jaha tumhe 1 diamond ka set bahut pasand aya tha, par mere pas paise nahi they… aur maine wada kiya tha 1 din dilwaunga. Wife: Khush hote huye.. Ha ha mujhe sab yaad hai. Husband: Ha to…
