2014

Santa(reads): Microsoft buys Skype for 4.5 billionSanta -“Idiot Bill Gates saala free me to download hota hai.Faltu me paisa diya.”   Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs of Indian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location anywhere…

Perfect example of generation gap: Aamir khan:”Papa kehte ahi bada naamkarega”… Imraan Khan:”Daddy mugh se bola tu galti hai meri”..:-):-)   Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location anywhere in…

Girlfriend- Mein tumhare letters ke stamp tickets ko kiss karti hoon. Unhe tumhare lips ne chua hoga. Boyfriend- par mein toh unhe apne kutte ki naak se gila kar ke chipkata tha..!! 🙂 😛 Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide,…

Mama ne nayi swift Car Li,swift Car K Peche Likhwaya “SAAWAN KO AANE DO”Peche se truck Ne Thok Diya, Truck Par Likha tha“AAYA SAAWAN JHOOM KE” Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms…

Teacher: who is this girl ? Boy: my girl friend. NEXT DAY… Teacher: who is this new girl ? Boy: Sir……..Rishta wahi bacchi nayi.:-):-) Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms…

Santa: Paune 12 wali Train Kab Ayegi?Speaker:Jab 12 Bajne mein 15 minute reh Jayenge… Santa: ye Roz time Change Kar Deta haiKal 11:45 Pe aayi thi… Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner…

A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend Friend Asked : Who Is She? Boy : My Cousin. The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.! 😀 Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life…

Height of coolness:2 Guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hands….1st guy:which paper was it?2nd guy:I think maths……1st guy:(surprisingly) you read the question paper?2nd guy: no I see a girl sitting besides me using calculator. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship…

KG Boy: Mam, May I go to washroom? Mam: Nhi, Pehle A to Z sunao fir jana, Boy: ABCDEFGHIJKLMN__QRS_UVWX_Z, Mam: P,O,T,Y kahan gai? Boy: Ji Mere nikkar me nikal gai… Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion…

IT Heights… HEIGHT OF ISOLATION: Two persons sitting side by side using emails to communicate with each other. HEIGHT OF COWARDICE: Two persons fighting through emails. HEIGHT OF HELPLESSNESS: Receiving no emails for a week. HEIGHT OF FRUSTRATION: The email server being down. HEIGHT OF CARELESSNESS: Writing a love mail and doing a ‘Send All.’…