Muje kya pata tha…

Preeto:-Tum To Kehte The Ke Tum Shaadi Ke Baad Bhi Mujhse Bahut Pyar Karoge. Jeeto:-Mujhe Kya Pata Tha Ki Tumhari Shaadi Mujhse Hi Ho Jayegi.! Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25…

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Andha Bhikari

Bikhari : soniye, andha haan 10 rs de de, Jeeto to Preeto : De de, tenu sohni bol riha hai taan andha hi hona. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms…

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Naye Ganpati

Preeto : Jaanu kaash aap message hotey,main aapko save karti jab chahe padhti Jeeto: kanjoos hee rahiyo.Save hi karke rakhiyo. Apni kisi saheli ko forward na kariyo Jeeto: Kaash main Ganpati hota. Tum roz meri pooja karti, mujhe laddu khilati, bada maza aata.Preeto: Haan kaash tum Ganpati hote, roz tumko laddu khilati, har saal visarjan…

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Husband vs wife

Jeeto ko Market Jaate hue Preeto ne paise dekar kaha: Kuchh Aisi Cheez Laana jis se main SUNDAR Dikhu. Jeeto khud k Liye Whisky ki 2 Bottle Le Aaya.. Download cool apps from coolindianapps L’anxiete et le acheter kamagra pas cher manque de confiance, et de se concentrer sur le acheter kamagra belgique probleme peuvent…

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Faqeer

Jeeto aur Preeto shop se nikle to ek faqeer ne Preeto kaha … Ae Husn ki Mallika ! 5 Rupay de de… Andha hoon…… Jeeto ne Preeto ki taraf dekha aur bola :”De de….Wakai andha hai” .. 😉 Download cool apps from coolindianapps Il y a quelques medicaments, souvent des remedes pour traiter des maladies…

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Super Insult

Super beizzati- Preeto – main tumhare sapno me ati hoon?Jeeto – nahinPreeto – kyon nahin ? Jeeto – kyonki me hanuman chalisa padkar sota hoon 😀 Download cool apps from coolindianapps Une fois levitra pas cher pharmacie marie, vous ne pouvez ou acheter levitra prix pas revenir en arriere. Et si une prise en charge…

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Couple watching IPL

A couple watching an IPL match on the TV together. After five minutes: Preeto: Is that Bret Lee Jeeto: No. He is Chris Gayle. Bret Lee is the bowler. Preeto: Bret Lee is smart. He should be in the movies like his brother. Jeeto: He does not have an actor brother Preeto: What about Bruce…

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Santa’s Kidney Faliure

Doctor : Aap ki ek kidney fail ho gayi hai. Sardar rote huye: ……. … Kitne number se? Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25kms of your location anywhere in the world Les…

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What’s The Time

Sardar bhai sahab time kya hua hai. Man-sham ke 6 baje hai. Sardar-sala subah seb pooch raha hu sabalag alag time bata rahe hai 🙂 🙂 Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs of Indian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25kms…

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Topper Santa

Teacher to SANTA : your son is a fool.. see his report card English -2 , Maths -5 , Science – 7, SST – 8 , Hindi -3, Total – 25 …. SANTA : Total mei to kamaal kia hai, is subject ki tution tak nahi rakhi thi .. ! 😀 Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s…

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