2014

Waiter: Ur Bill Sir. . . Santa: Take My Card. . . Waiter: But Sir, This Is Ration Card. . . Santa: To Phir Bahar Kya Majaak Me Likha hai.. . . All Cards are Accepted. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend,…

Santa: Ghar ka sara keemti saman chhupa kar rakh do, Mere dost aa rahe hain… Patni: Kyu Apke dost chura lenge..? Santa : Nahi pehchan lenge..! Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location…

Santa Ek Bar Interview Dene Gaya. Jiske End Mein Interviewer Ko Mental Hospital Leke Jana Pada.Interviewer:

A new vacum cleaner salesman knockd santa’s door… santa opened it b4 he cud speak, salesman rushed in to the leaving room n emptied a bag of cow shit on carpet… salesman : sir if I m unable 2 clean this up wid my new powerful vaccum cleaner in nxt 10 second, I ll eat…

Girlfrnd: apke bina mera zee nahi lagta.. Santa: zee nahi lagta to isme kya hai sony ya star plus laga lo woh bhi achhe channel hain… Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location…

Santa in airplane going 2 Bombay ..While its landing he shouted: ” Bombay .. Bombay “ Air hostess said: “B silent.” Santa: “Ok.. Ombay. Ombay” Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location anywhere…

Santa went to a electronic shop with anger and threw his new laptop on the desk at a person from whom he bought. He told the salesman that you have cheated me. I cannot transfer file from my previous laptop Salesman:- sir, can you please try infront of me. This is what Santa did 1)…

Santa makes a call to the airport and Asks “How long is the journey from Amritsar 2 America? Receptionist: just a sec sir. Santa disconects & says, Pi K baithi h Pagal….;) Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner…

What do you call when Santa and Banta standing on opposite sides of the road?” . . . . . . . . . Jokes apart………… Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location…

Santa: Yaar Tumne college Ana kyun Chhor Diya? Banta: Yaar Actually Mere papa Kehta hai Ke ek Jagah Bar Bar Jane Se Izzat Kam Ho Jati Hai … Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of…