2014

Santa : pehle me apni biwi ko BA karwaunga fir MA fir Phd karwaunga fir badiya si naukri dilwaunga. Banta : fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shaadi bhi krwa diyo Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a…

Santa ke pass ek kauwa tha Wo bahut mulayam tha Toh usne apne kauwe ka naam kya rakha??? socho….. socho socho….. Microsoft (My+crow+soft) This is what we call technical message.. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion…

Santa stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, “I have a complaint!” “Yes, Sir ?” said the librarian looking up at him. “I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!” Puzzled by his complain the librarian asked “What was wrong with it?” “It had way too many characters and…

Santa: What is the name of your car? Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with

Santa: Banta, don

Santa gusse me daku se “Oye meri bhen ka dupatta wapis kar”Daku bandook nikal kar.. “Kya baat hai?”Santa- Kuch nhi bhai ji piko karwani thi… Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25…

Boss: mere liye ek mirror le ke aao,Jisme mai apna muh ekdum clear dekh saku…!Santa: nahi mila sir,Sab shisho par mera hi Muh Dikhay de raha tha… Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner…

After making a trip of South India , Santa Singh ,his wife and his son were returning to punjab in Tamilnadu Express. Santa Singh was occupying the lower berth, his wife the middle berth and his son the top most berth in the train. When the train stopped at one of the stations on the…

Santa ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhara or kandhe pe rakh ke Bazar me gaya 1 Admi ne poucha: o paaji, Kya Darwaza Bechna hai? Santa: Nahi Taala Khulwana hai Chaabi gum ho gayi hai. . . . . . Hanso mat Joke abhi aagey hai Admi santa se: Agar ghar mein koi chor ghus gaya…

Fighter pilot Santa kamyabi ke baad Apna Plane land karne per bahut khush hua.. Niche utarne pe ground staff ne ussey hatho hath lia aur uski uniform utaarne mein help karne lage.. Santa (Proudly): Aaj maine Pakistan ke 4 jahaaz, 2 helicopter or 1 tank ko mara hai.. Ground Staff: Wo sab to theek hai…