2014

Santa Ke Bete ki Roti par se chOOha guzar gaya.. Son:Mughe ye Roti nahi khani. Santa:Kha Le putar..chOOhe Ne chapal nahi pehan rakhi thi.. Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your…

Boy bought gift for His Girl friend.. GF:What the hell would I do with this rocket? Boy:You wanted stars na? Now sit on it and GET LOST:p Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25…

BAHU, Maa Ji,Ye Abhi,Tak Nhi Aye.. Kahi .. Koi DuSri Ladki to nahi? SAAS Are”Kalmuhi” HumeSha Galat Hi Sochegi, Ho SaKta Hai Kisi TrucK Ke Niche Aa Gaya Ho…. Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner…

Car Se ek Chooza Takra k Behosh Ho Gya.Admi Choozai Ko Ghar Laya Or Pinjre Mein Bund Krdia:…Chhoza Jaga To BolaOho,Jail HO GAI,Lagta Hy Driver Mar Gya..:P Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs of Indian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within…

Santa Ne A.C Lagwaya. Banta Ne Pucha-Abhi to Sardi Hai? Santa-Oye Maine Ulta Lagwaya Hai Garam Hawa Andar aur Thandi Hawa Bahar..:-):-) Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location anywhere…

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A Boy and Girl sitting in a cafe girl’s mother see her with a boy and calls her… MOM – kahan par hai? GIRL- exam de rahi hu. MOM- agar is exam ka result ayaa toh jaan se maar dungi..lol Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial…

Boy was in a bus.Suddenly driver appliedbreak.He fell on a girl &kissed her.Girl:Hey!What are you…doing?Boy: Engineering & u?she smiled & said B.Sc IIMoral:Always think aboutstudies first ..:P Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25…

Most irritating moment: Morning alarms :@ Most difficult task: to find sOcks 😛 Most dreadful jOurny: way tO class 🙁………mOst lOvely tym: meeting friends 😀 mOst tragic news: test in 1st periOd :'( most wOnderful newz: teacher is absent 😉 most relaxing area: BACK BENCHeS :D:P most funny mOment: teacher crackes a jOke and nObody…

Manmohan Singh to Bush – We are sending Indians to the moon next year.Bush – Wow! How Many?Manmohan Singh – 100* 25 – OBC* 25 – SC* 20 – ST* 5 – Handicapped* 5 – Sports Persons* 5 – Terrorist Affected* 5 – Kashmiri Migrants* 9 – Politicians and if possible* 1 Astronnaut::))lol Sponsored By:…